sapphosaint:

baby yoda this baby yoda that but where was yalls energy for baby appa hmm

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stopmopingstarthoping:

mcelboycontent:

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!

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lauraderns:

Black Widow (2020) dir. Cate Shortland.

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lady-feral:

stargazeonafullmoonnight:

I mean… mood.

Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake $20 bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”

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glumshoe:

tygermama:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I’d like to get into making Bundt cakes. Every time I see a charming Bundt cake pan with weird shapes and scallops and indententions I am overcome with a sense that I could be the sort of person who makes fanciful Bundt cakes all the time and gives them to my friends.

Look at this one. It looks like several dozen Cardassians headbutted it. That’s the vibe I want to channel with my baking.

may I suggest this one?

g… give that to me…

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lakeeffectlesbian:

Being alone is just like: *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weird noise* *talks to myself* *doesn’t talk to myself but does the hand gestures to what I’m saying in my head* *makes a weird noise* *makes a weir

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showerthoughtspost:

Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn’t a lot of money.

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greycloudsroll:

Treason’s Greetings

faeriesfang:

Is it “Happy Impeachment” or “Merry Impeachment”? I don’t wanna offend anyone.

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meladoodle:

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

(via hotboyproblems)

awesome-picz:

Wholesome Cat Posts That Will Hopefully Make Your Day.

noyaboya:

scottish twitter strikes again

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blacktarpalm:

theofficialvincenzo:

I very much appreciate that Disney practically designed Baby Yoda for the sole purpose of getting people desperate to subscribe to Disney+, now Baby Yoda is becoming a mascot for internet piracy and the mouse is furious. Absolutely iconic.

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anais-mitchell:

The Good Place confirming that pre-ordained soulmates don’t exist and that Chidi and Eleanor organically fell in love every single time they were rebooted like the Romance of it all is too much for me!!! Fuck soulmates give me two wildly different people who choose to love each other no matger what and I’ll go feral!!

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joycehcpper:

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

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